What the Rabbit Corkscrew said to the wine bottle is strictly up to you. Your answer may or may not be based on features of the Rabbit Corkscrew (below). Make it witty, imaginative, surprising, clever or profound. And a little “Rabbit-y.”

TO ENTER: Click on “Enter Here” below and Email your answer with your name and address.  No purchase necessary.  Only one entry per household.  The 5 best answers win $1,000; 25 runners-up win a Rabbit Corkscrew.  In case of duplication the entry with earliest postmark or Email date is the winner.  Contest ends January 1, 2008.

Rabbit features: Pulls a cork in 3 seconds flat; Tested for 20,000 cork pulls*; Works on all bottle sizes and plastic corks; All-metal gears; 10-Year Warranty. *Assume replacement of spiral after 800-1,000 cork pulls

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